my roommates are having sex so im hiding in the bathroom with my laptop
playing ke$ha really loud
this is my life
i forgot my phone outside….
as i sit here
in my room
happily watching dogs 101 and on my computer and listening to music comfortably without the - wait nvm. i live with two parents who lock me in their room to have sex on the daily basis.
now you know how i feel.
omg hoot im so sorry….
LACK OF HORNS HAHA
jake youre such a freak
i wish i could contribute with pictures of myself but the only one i ever liked was the one with my posing with douchebag dog
i could actually keep this up all day literally every picture of my is horrible
none of these are horrible at all
and honestly that last one is so ADORBS LOL LIKE WUT ARE YOU WEARING
CLOTHES FROM TARGET’S GIRLS DEPARTMENT….
I’m a canadian… that scarf is actually mine though…..
